Farts R Fun!

Fart Sounds: Farting Nun Organ

If you haven't played the Farting Nun Organ yet then you're in for a treat.  This fantastically designed funny flash fart game and soundboard lets you play fart sounds and create your own fart tunes.  This thing is so neat that it will record what you input so that you can play it back to hear what you've recorded. It has all kinds of interesting built in features.  Be sure and check out the preset tunes while you're there and also click the "Mode" button to play with some of the more advanced features.  To play click this link: Farting Nun Organ or click on the picture below:

May The Farts Be With You

Does it get any better than this?  Brought to you by BigDogs these fart shorts are the perfect gift for any Star Wars fan and/or fart fanatic.  I mean... who just wouldn't want to go run out and get 3 or 4 pairs of these suckers!  And, hey... BigDogs has buy 1 get one 50% off with free shipping.  What more could you ask for?!  You can pick a pair for you and a pal.  And, for you big fellas BigDogs carries up to size 5X. 

May The Farts Be With You The world's best boxer shorts!  Fun Big Dogs graphics make them unique. Soft & comfortable and generously cut. Elastic waistband, 1-button fly. 100% Cotton

Girl Fart: Girl Farting Video - Commercial

Ok, we finally have proof...girls in fact do fart.  We just found these funny fart videos at You Tube and thought they were great! These are two variations of the same commercial for the restaraunt Mercado Jaurez in the Dallas, TX area. The first video is the girl farting version and the second is the guy farting version.  We have to say we like the girl fart one the best :-)  We'd be curious to know if they were actually aired on TV or just made for the internet.  The copyright appears to be from 2004.  But, thanks to You Tube these folks are getting some phenomenal free advertising!

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Fart Art

You'll either think we've got waaaay too much time on our hands or you'll think our new fart art is up there with Picasso and Rembrandt.  Who said farts couldn't be pretty?  We put together a little collection of 11 fine artistic graphics beautifully displaying the word 'FART'.  Below are a couple of samples but if you want to see the whole collection and even view them as a slide show go check out our Fart Art album at LiveDigital.  If you have something nice to say be sure and leave a comment while you're there!

Monty Python - Famous Fart Quote T

Any fart fanatic or Monty Python fan knows the infamous quote from movie, "Monty Python & The Holy Grail", "I fart in your general direction.".  Now you too can have your very own Monty Python fart quote T-shirt sent in your general direction.  This T-shirt comes from WickedCoolStuff.  They've got tons of other zany stuff you may find of interest.

For more great quotes from the movie you can find a butt-load of 'em here. 

Monty Python I Fart In Your General Direction Black T-Shirt "I Fart In Your General Direction"  The French Knight taunts King Arthur and his Knights of The Round Table in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"   A great shirt for fans of Monty Python's Flying Circus or the broadway musical SPAMalot!  Officially licensed.

For more great Fart T-Shirts and the Monty Python " I Fart In Your General Direction" Boxers see our Fart Products section

Blazing Saddles Fart Scene

The most famous fart scene of all time.  We've been waiting forever for someone to upload this video!  It's the epitome of classic movie scenes.  You cannot fart and not think of the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles.  Are we right?!

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Blazing Saddles Fart Scene | Send To Friends  

Here's some trivia for ya:

• "At the time, Mel Brooks thought his movie "Blazing Saddles" would be particularly offensive. Thirty years later, he sounds almost shockingly naive. He says that he asked a studio executive about the farting scene ("We knew that had never been done in a movie") and the one where Mongo appears to punch out a horse and was told, "Mel, if you're going to go up to the bell, ring it." When the movie premiered, Brooks says that the head of Warner Brothers told him to take out the farting scene and the horse punch. "Can you imagine if I didn't have final cut?" Brooks asks."


• "In 2000, the American Film Institute listed Blazing Saddles as #6 on its list of the all-time funniest American films. Also in 2000, readers of Total Film magazine voted it the 9th greatest comedy film of all time. The film is number 9 on Bravo's "100 Funniest Movies"." (reprinted from Wikipedia)


• Awards: Nominated for 3 Oscars. Another 1 win & 2 nominations (more) (reprinted from IBMD)

You smell that?

We've been wafting around the internet!  We've been working on getting involved in the social networking community for even more fantabulous fart fun.  If you're up for a visit you can now find us at:

Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/farts  or
view the fart slideshow at http://www.flickr.com/photos/farts/show/

Flickr is a photo sharing venue if you're not familiar with them.  We've uploaded a butt-load of fart pictures with still more to come.  You can make comments on the pictures while you're there.  And for your viewing enjoyment be sure and watch the pictures as a slideshow (use link above).

My Space: http://myspace.com/fart_farts

We're not finished updating our page here yet but you can still swing by and say hello and maybe make a few friends.

Live Digital: http://fart-farts.livedigital.com

Live Digital is a neat file sharing community where you can upload videos, pictures and audio as well as interact with community members.  We've uploaded all kinds of stuff here as well. 

You Tube: http://www.youtube.com/thefartsite

We just uploaded a video at You Tube called 'Heinz Farting Beanz'.  You can see it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xru5YXh-ZOw   

Squidoo:  http://www.squidoo.com/fart:

We've created a Fart lens just for you.  Just another neat place that you can find more interesting fart facts and fart stuff from Fartifacts

Slide:  http://fart.slide.com

Get the free fart fun screensaver that we've uploaded here.  You're gonna love it!

Fart Sounds: Fart Game - Farting Doughboy

If this farting dough boy doesn't just make you giggle we don't know what will!  Just when we think that we couldn't find anymore fantabulous fart finds something shows up that just takes the cake.  This showed up to us recently and we just added it to our fart site on our fart sounds page so if you haven't checked that page out in a while then you would have missed out on this little fella.   And, if you haven't been there at all you're in for a real treat.  We've got farts galore there!

To play this funny flash fart game all you have to do is move the pointing finger and touch it the Pillsbury Doughboy's tummy... you know.

We wish we could give credit where credit is due to much of the content on our site, but like this little guy most stuff is sent to us and the sender doesn't have information on its origins.  Thank you to whoever created this hysterical lil' farting Pilsbury Doughboy!

Follow this link if you are searching for Pillsbury Doughboy Costume

Old Fart Wine

Ocassionally we like to throw in something of more serious fart value at Farts R Fun. We like to cover the entire spectrum of farts so keeping true to form we found a great red wine that you might enjoy. 

Old Fart is a brand of French wine produced in the Languedoc region. The wine label is unusual for a French wine in that it prominently presents the brand name and the variety of grape from which the wine is produced. Although the geographic region is stated as required by law, it is minimized. This is consistent with market demand; most New World wine consumers prefer brand and varietal labeling (reprinted from Wikipedia)

The wine is described by Market Fine Wine as: "Fruity and spicy with blackberry flavors and a touch of liquorice. A robust and spicy red that can only be described as absolutely unforgettable."

If you just have to have a bottle of Old Fart wine you can do some price comparing at Shopping.com.  Be sure and also check out Old Fart's Wife while you're there.  Price ranges from about $6.50 to $8.00 a bottle.  Affordable for everyone!

On that note I'd like to make a toast, "Here's to more fantabulous fart finds!".

Farting Cat Scene from Date Movie

If you have not seen the farting cat scene from the movie Date Movie you're in for an absolute scream! This video clip is sooooo hilarious.  We're giving you a sneak preview of it here before we add it to the Fartifacts site to our farvorite funny fart videos collection.  If you haven't seen our collection we've highlighted the best of the best there.  Be sure and rate the videos while you're there.  We're definitely giving this farting kitty video 5 stars!  If your up for even more farting cat and cat fart humor be sure and check out our recent Farting Cat post.

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