Fart Smell Eliminator: Fart Pills

Fart smell a problem for you or your pals?  Got odiferous bad gas?  Reduce the smell of your farts wtih "Fart Cover Up".   Fart pills are a fun candy gag gift prank from Sweet Factory.

If you're in need of some for real fart smell or flatulence eliminator try:  Fart Filter or Dr. Natura

According to the bottle...: Reduce your odor by 50%. Net Wt. 1.5 oz.  Notice: Manufactured on equipment used to process peanuts.

TAKE ENTIRE BOTTLE IF YOU NEVER WANT TO SMELL YOUR OWN FARTS AGAIN!

DIRECTIONS
1. Take one pill after drinking coffee.
2. Take two pills after eating Mexican food.
3. Take three pills after eating Indian food.

WARNING: IF CONDITION WORSENS, SEE A PROCTOLOGIST IMMEDIATELY!