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Farts R Fun says, "Happy Halloween!"

Happy Halloween from Fartifacts.com!  To hear this riddle click on the picture:

Send some funny fart halloween e-cards to your friends today

Dog Fart Roller Coaster: The Dog Fart Switchback

Dog Fart Roller Coaster:  And we're not kiddin' either!!  There is a theme park in Denmark called BonBon- Land that has a ride called The Dog Fart Switchback (AKA Hundeprutterutchebane).  This dog fart themed coaster is the original roller coaster of the park.  BonBon-Land is the 4th largest amusement park in Denmark and Denmark's 5th biggest tourist attraction in 2005.  You'll see from the video that the main theme of the park is bodily functions.  Go Denmark!

Below is a screen shot of commcercial for the park featuring Henry Hundeprut (AKA Henry Dog Fart)

   

 

Fart Smell Eliminator: Fart Pills

Fart smell a problem for you or your pals?  Got odiferous bad gas?  Reduce the smell of your farts wtih "Fart Cover Up".   Fart pills are a fun candy gag gift prank from Sweet Factory.

If you're in need of some for real fart smell or flatulence eliminator try:  Fart Filter or Dr. Natura

According to the bottle...: Reduce your odor by 50%. Net Wt. 1.5 oz.  Notice: Manufactured on equipment used to process peanuts.

TAKE ENTIRE BOTTLE IF YOU NEVER WANT TO SMELL YOUR OWN FARTS AGAIN!

DIRECTIONS
1. Take one pill after drinking coffee.
2. Take two pills after eating Mexican food.
3. Take three pills after eating Indian food.

WARNING: IF CONDITION WORSENS, SEE A PROCTOLOGIST IMMEDIATELY!

Celebrity Fart: Leslie Neilson Farts on Morning Show

Celebrity Fart: Leslie Nielson farts on a morning radio program.  Maybe not the funniest fart video in the world but for some odd reason it is funny to hear a famous celebrity fart.  And, it is pretty funny how the cast doesn't quite know how to react to it.  This could be a Lesley Neilson scene straight from Naked Gun or Airplane!

Farting Pig: Fart Video Pig Cartoon from Belgium

Farting pig cartoon video from Belgium: This funny fart video is one of our favorites.  This video clip features a cartoon farting pig done for a Belgium children's show.  It's one of those funny videos that you just can't help but watch again and again.  Feelin' a little down and out?  Just fire up this little fart video and it's sure to turn that frown upside down. Joepieee! Pfrrrt, pfrrrt, pfffffffrt!!

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If you're up for more farting pig fun be sure and play our favorite fart game: Farting Pig: Pig Blaster

Funny Fart Picture of the Day: Fartifacts Church Sign

Funny Fart Picture of the Day.  How nice of that church to put up a sign for us (wink wink)!  If you just can't wait until the next time we highlight another funny fart picture you can visit our entire collection of funny pictures at Flickr.  You can even watch the fart picture slideshow while you're there or better yet you can even get the free funny fart picture screensaver.

   

Dog Fart: Farting Dog Toy Gift

Dog fart fun that you just can't pass up!  Literally, what'll they think of next?  Consider your Christmas gift list taken care of.  Who doesn't just love some good dog fart humor?  This thing is hysterical.  Watch the video below of the dog fart in action.  Farting dogs R fun!!

Digger Farting Dog Place the Digger Farting Dog on your rug, garden or lawn (when dry). Digger will startle unexpected friends or keep intruders away when his motion activation is triggered, resulting in barking, kicking his back leg and wagging his tail. Then the unexpected happens, his tail lifts up and out comes a big long fart!! As the fart dissipates the tail lowers back down!!! Height approx 12",  Takes 4 AA size batteries.

   

See Digger The Farting Dog live an in action here:
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Fart Song: Einfart by Fartmachines

Fart Song - Einfart by Fartmachines is totally groovin'!  We love this song so much that we made it our background music on our Fartifacts My Space page.  We are offically deeming it our theme song for Fartifacts and Farts R Fun! The song is mostly in English and then they bust on in some totally groovy German.  If this song doesn't get your head boppin' or your toes tappin' we're not sure what will.

Fartmachines are a group out of Germany.  You can visit their site at www.Fartmachines.de  or run over to the Fart Machines MySpace page and give them a shout out.  If you're totally diggin' the Fartmachines they've got a funny music video at You Tube.

To hear our most favorite fart song of all time: 
Click Here to Listen Now
(or visit either MySpace link above if the listen now link is not working properly).

Pillsbury Doughboy Costume With a Fart Twist

Pillsbury Doughboy Costume: We have been receiving a ton of searches for Pilsbury dough boy costume so we thought we'd help those folks searching for the costume find it a little easier.   And, of course being that we're a fart site we had a great accessory idea to add to your Pilsbury Doughboy Costume that would make it an absolute riot. 

Purchase the Remote Control Fart Machine along with your Doughboy Halloween costume and whenever someone pokes your tummy to get you to giggle (and you know they will!) let your remote controlled fart machine rip off with a big juicy fart.  Now that's classic!!

This Pillsbury Doughboy Costume for Haloween brought to you by HalfPrice Costumes.  See our Holiday Farts category for more great Fart Costume ideas.

PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY AIRWEAR

PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY AIRWEAR Adult Airwear Costume includes: Nylon Doughboy suit and headpiece with battery operated inflating fan. One size fits most adults. The Pillsbury Company All Rights Reserved

Remote Control Fart Machine #2 Here it is!!!  The new and improved Fart Machine.  As seen and used on the Howard Stern Show, this remote controlled Fart Machine works up to 100 feet away & through walls.  15 realistic fart sounds. This new fart machine features new boom box technology for some booming farts. Put the Fart machine in one place and hide, Press the button for a million laughs. Great for use in schools, movie theaters, lunch room, Grandma's house or where ever people are. This fart machine is the funniest gag item since the whoopie cushion. Uses 4 AAA batteries.

If you're looking for some more farting Pillsbury Doughboy fun, check out our other posts:
Fart Video: Farting Pillsbury Doughboy
Fart Sounds: Farting Pillsbury Doughboy Game

Girl Fart Video: Blind Date - Classic Commercial

Girl fart video clip of a classic commercial for Smart Beep, a pager company.  This was originally a fart joke that was later used for the story line of this ad.  The scenario is a double blind date.  The girl farts not realizing that the other couple is in the backseat... well, you'll see (if you haven't seen this farting girl video already).  It's said that this commercial was actually banned.

There seems to be an odd fascination on the web for girls farting so we'll try and include more girl fart content (tasteful and appropriate for all ages of course.. we are a PG site ya know) as we come across it.

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