Fart Names: Types of Farters

Today's fantabuolus fart names post is reprinted from PlanetGoneCrazy:

Everybody farts, there are no excuses. But there are people who are polite, rude, who are actors, and their reaction when their fart is different. 

Here is a list of how people with different characters fart.

1.  Polite person - he farts and says "Pardon me!"
2.  Cynic - he farts and looks you in the eyes
3.  Cavalier - he lets lady to fart first
4.  Gourmand - he farts for his own pleasure
5.  Emotional person - he farts and says "Oh!"
6.  Idealist - he farts for his own belief
7.  Happy person - he farts and says "Who farts, means no evil"
8.  Sentimental - he farts and thinks it how good it would be if he didn't farted
9.  Nitwit - he farts a little bit whole day
10. Dupe - he farts and thinks that he's done a great thing
11. Well educated - before he farts, he asks for permission
12. Rowdy - when he farts, windows shake
13. Realist - he considers farting for normal behaviour
14. Impatient - he can't wait to fart
15. Egoist - he farts only for himself
16. Pessimist - he wants to fart and already he thinks he crapped his pants
17. Hypocritical (doublefaced) - he farts and asks who farted
18. Discrete person - he farts and says "This is between us, don't tell anyone"
19. Fellow person - he gives others the oportunity to fart, not just him
20. Careless person - he farts and craps in pants
21. Snob - he only farts in wealthy and respectable company
22. Actor - he farts, and waits for applause
23. Sportsman - if someone farts, he'll fart twice, just to be better