Fart Names: Fart Chart - Types of Farts

Fart Names: Fart Chart - Types of Farts:  We found a huge list of fart names at 4to40.com titled "The Fart Chart".  This list has easily a hundred plus names and definitions for different kinds of farts.  We put a mere tiny sampling of all the funny fart names here for your viewing enjoyment. 

• THE ATOM BOMB FART : The atom bomb fart is loud as heck, and it smells bad too. Also results in a big explosion, and everyone falls to the ground.


• BARKING SPIDER FART : A non-smelling fart which occurs in a crowded place. The farter cannot be identified and the sound is therefore blamed on a 'Barking Spider'.


• CHURCH HYMN FART : The kind where you're sitting in church, you bend over to pick up a hymn book, and -PBBBBBBT!!!- a giant fart rips out. Fate dictates that you are sitting next to an old lady, who will scoot down the bench, looking disgusted. SIDE NOTE: Confucius say, Man Who Fart In Church, Sit In Own Pew.

• FLAPPING FLUTTER FART : This one's an earth shaker, but not too deadly on the odor side. It's distinguished by its long and loud flutter sound, and its marked vibrations are felt by all who are on the same bed or sofa.

• ONE CHEEK SNEAK FART : This fart happens when you put your weight on one butt cheek and lift the other up. This is totally silent but often have disastrous results about two minutes later -everyone faints in that room

• THE TWIST-OF-FATE DOG FART: The dog lets a fart so big that everyone blames it on you!


• VIBRATING FART: The person sitting next to you can feel it.

Visit The Fart Chart post at 4to40 to read the entire list:

Comments

[Noah Dorrance]

I just found this one at onmylist.com. Pretty funny commentary on kinds of farts:

http://www.onmylist.com/category/miscellaneous/Worst_types_of_farts_1