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December 29, 2006

Farting Turtle Sets Off Fire Alarm After Eating Brussels Sprouts

A turtle at the Sea Life Centre in Weymouth, UK set off emergency alarms after eating brussels sprouts when it's flatulence created bubbles so big they splashed a sensor. Marine biologist Sarah Leaney raced to the aquarium only to find everything quiet.

"When I got there, all seemed fine. I looked at the tube containing the sensor and saw a turtle beneath it. As I watched, a few large bubbles emerged from beneath him and rose to the surface next to the tube," she said.
   

"I realised what must have happened. We like to give all our animals a treat at Christmas and sprouts are a really healthy choice for sea turtles. But they do produce similar side-effects to those experienced by humans who eat too many sprouts."

December 24, 2006

Merry Christmas from Fartifacts!

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December 23, 2006

Flatulina's Fabulous Holiday Spectaular

FlatulinaFlatulina: Flatulina's Fabulous Hoilday Spectacular:  We think she should call it Fartacular!!  Listen to your all of favorite Christmas songs fart style by Flatulina.  You can hear a samplin' at her web site at www.Flatulina.com or dowload tracks or the entire CD for immediate enjoyment at Rhapsody.

BTW.. we're glad to be back after an incredible vacation to the Bahamas.  We'll be resuming our regular daily posts after Christmas.  From all of us at Fartifacts and the Farts R Fun headquarters we wish you a very Merry Christmas!!

December 11, 2006

Infrared Fart: Fake or Real?

Infrared Fart: Fake or Real? - Fart caught on infrared camera. We just stumbled across this interesting fart post at Break  You can watch the actual video of this fart there (or click on the image) and read all the commentary on the discussion of if this fart image is real or not.  The poster of this farting video says, "If you've ever wondered what a fart looks like on an infrared camera, this video should clear things up. If you fart in really cold temperatures can you see it?"

We have to say emphatically, "not plausible, yet certainly entertaining".

Infrared_fart

December 08, 2006

Farting Flies Burp & Fart Jingle Bells

Farting Flies Burp & Fart Jingle Bells:  This funny animated fart video animation is of flies farting and burping the Christmas tune Jingle Bells.

December 07, 2006

Fart Gifts for Christmas or Anytime

Fart_santa_1 Fart Christmas Gift Ideas from Farts R Fun and Fartifacts.com: In case you've recently stumbled across this blog or haven't had a chance to visit our "Fart Products" category we have highlighted or most favorite fart gifts including fart t-shirts, fart gag gifts and all kinds of other interesting fart toys.  You're sure to find something for everyone on your Christmas list.  If fart gifts aren't your bag but you enjoy other funny gifts, gag gifts or pranks we'd like to personally recommend some of our favorite places to shop:

FartsRFun Fart Gifts
Prank Place
The Lighter Side
Things You Never Knew Existed
Baron Bob
WickedCoolStuff.com
The Gag

December 06, 2006

Farting Elves: 12 Days of Christmas

Farting Elves: 12 Days of Christmas - Brought to you from our jokebox at JibJab this is this funny fart flash video of Santa's Elves farting the song "The 12 Days of Christmas".  Just follow this link or click on the image below:  Elves Fart The Christmas Song

   

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December 04, 2006

Fart Video: Fart Fun with Star Trek

Fart Video:  Fart Fun with Star Trek - For all the Star Trek fans out there we found this funny fart video of Captain Kirk farting.  "You smell that?"

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December 01, 2006

Fart Sounds: Assy McGee Fartboard

Fart Sounds:  Assy McGee Fartboard "Sweet Ass Sounds" - The fart soundboard brought to you by AdultSwim.com.  We just found this one and what a gas!!  Looking for fart sounds, real fart sounds, big juicy fart sounds or real funny fart sounds?  Well than wander on over to the Assy McGee fartboard and start farting away.  They have a smorgesborg of farts.  You'll get a kick out of some of their fart names too!

For more great fart sounds visit us at:
Fartifacts.com Fart Sounds & Fart Noises
Fart Machine: Fart Soundboard
or
Farts From Dave's Butt

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