Google Patents: Farts or Parts?

Google Patent Search can't seem to get their "F's" and "P's" straight:

Fart humor... you know we've got it!  We're constantly on the prowl for great fart related material and it never ceases to amaze us what you can find on the internet. 

Today we were purusing around at Digg for some great fart related content and there is a story that talks about the new Google Patent Search.  The entry titled, "Crazy Inventions From Google Patents" talks about all the zany inventions that people can find that people have patented... including the Fart Deodorizer Pad.

So of course, seeing as how much fun we like to have with farts we thought we'd do a search on Google Patents to see what kind of fart related products show up that people have patented.  And an we saw something really interesting.  No, not any good juicy fart products... but we found that whoever (whatever) enters the digitial information about these products can't get their "Parts" & "Farts" straight.  Here are some fine examples:

Google Patent Search for "Fart" turns up these "Parts"

Two-Fart Couch
Two-Fart Sprocket
Fabricated Structural Fart
Telescoping Lamp Fart
Hand Engageable Plastic Coated Fart
Method of Making a Pipe-Coupling Fart
Three-Fart Muffler with Side Branch Chambers
Golf Tee w/ Seat Formed by Coacting Central Fart and Radiating Petals

I mean... for real!  There are literally hundeds of pages where "Part" is spelled "Fart".  We even found such anomolies as, "Fart Worth, TX" and get a load of this one:

Joint forming device
US Pat. 5567081 -  Filed Dec 20, 1994 -  Titus International Limited
... facilitating expansion thereof in the form of circumferentially spaced apart
slits 110 which extend in the longitudinal direction of the female fart. ...

If you're up for some good giggles today follow this link to Google Patents and read through some of the descriptions.  You'll be in stitches for sure!  There's days worth of great fart humor in these descriptions!

Ya heard it here first!!