Remote Control Farting Bear

Remote Controlled Farting Bear: Who wouldn't want one of these cute little fellas?!  Imagine the fun you would have with this sweet and innocent looking teddy bear.  Brought to you by Things You Never Knew Existed:

Remote Control Farting Bear He's cute, he's cuddly, and he's flatulent. There's nothing he likes more than to be in the arms of some poor, unsuspecting victim so he can let out a big, juicy one when you press the remote control. And he's so embarrassed; his little cheeks glow blushing red whenever he passes gas. Adorable as he is, he's always forgiven. You, maybe not. Polyester fiber and fill and plastic pellet fill. Uses 5 "AA" batteries, included. About 17" tall.

Comments

[Nancy]

I want to know if bears fart and if anybody out there has actually heard a bear fart (when hunting or in the woods)? I have to know this as I am a tremendous teddy bear fan and have a huge collection of them, including remote controlled farting bears!

[Nancy]

I LOVE this beautiful, plush cuddly pal of a teddy bear. I enjoy making him (and the 5 other bears like him!) fart together. What a symphony of impressive sound!! Yes, I even bought 5 more of this teddy bear, he's SO-O lovable! The more you buy, the louder they all sound together. It's terrific!! Sometimes, 3 or 4 will poop in unison, other times they'll flatulate in a kind of cascade, one after the other! I have a ball with my furry, flatulant pals! I always give 'em a hug and kiss afterwards.

[Nancy]

I LOVE this beautiful, plush cuddly pal of a teddy bear. I enjoy making him (and the 5 other bears like him!) fart together. What a symphony of impressive sound!! Yes, I even bought 5 more of this teddy bear, he's SO-O lovable! The more you buy, the louder they all sound together. It's terrific!! Sometimes, 3 or 4 will poop in unison, other times they'll flatulate in a kind of cascade, one after the other! I have a ball with my furry, flatulant pals! I always give 'em a hug and kiss afterwards.

[Nancy]

I LOVE this beautiful, plush cuddly pal of a teddy bear. I enjoy making him (and the 5 other bears like him!) fart together. What a symphony of impressive sound!! Yes, I even bought 5 more of this teddy bear, he's SO-O lovable! The more you buy, the louder they all sound together. It's terrific!! Sometimes, 3 or 4 will poop in unison, other times they'll flatulate in a kind of cascade, one after the other! I have a ball with my furry, flatulant pals! I always give 'em a hug and kiss afterwards.