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Diamonds are Crystallized Farts - Did you know?

Read this weird fart news in its entirety at:  A 'Crystallized Fart' Lasts Forever

London, England (WFN) -- A diamond researcher has some convincing reasons why diamonds aren't a girl's best friend.

"Janine Roberts' new book "Glitter & Greed: The Secret World of the Diamond Cartel" (The Disinformation Company) exposes the unromantic side of diamonds due to the "cartel" that keeps prices high and the human rights violations of diamond diggers."

"- Roberts has seen scientists "grow diamonds" using methane and oxygen which she says means diamonds are nothing more than "crystallized farts."

Fart In A Jar Sells for $71 on eBay

No kidding!  Check this fart news of the wierd out with your own eyes.  You literally have to see it to believe it.  Last month a fart in a jar from a "hot girl" sold for $71 on eBay.  This is no gag gift either.  A radio program broadcasts the making of this real girl fart being put into a jar.  The eBay listing includes an audio link along with the item description:  Hear Audio.  This is one of those things that you don't know whether to laugh or shake your head.  It had 24 bids.

Angry Farting Pillsbury Doughboy

Never Before Seen Censored Outtakes of the Pillsbury Doughboy

Have you ever wondered what really happens during a taping of a Pillsbury Dough Boy commercial?  See the lil' fella in rare form in this funny video.  See what happens when Pillsbury Farting Doughboy gets angry.   

We have to say that this Pilsbury Doughboy commercial is one of our all time favorite fart videos.

If you like this Pilsbury Dough Boy video you'll love this one too:  How Croissants Are Made

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