Diamonds are Crystallized Farts - Did you know?

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London, England (WFN) -- A diamond researcher has some convincing reasons why diamonds aren't a girl's best friend.

"Janine Roberts' new book "Glitter & Greed: The Secret World of the Diamond Cartel" (The Disinformation Company) exposes the unromantic side of diamonds due to the "cartel" that keeps prices high and the human rights violations of diamond diggers."

"- Roberts has seen scientists "grow diamonds" using methane and oxygen which she says means diamonds are nothing more than "crystallized farts."

Comments

[Frank]

So when you want to propose, get down on your knee, then faart on her finger. Classy.