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August 29, 2007

Free Fart Sounds at Free Farts

Free fart sounds from Free Farts.  We found a great web site that has a great funny fart soundboard where you can download free fart noises, sound files, wavs and fart flash to use on your own site or blog.  We included a screen shot here.  Click on the image then roll your mouse over the boxes to hear the entire farting symphony.  Flatulence at it's finest! 

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August 28, 2007

Fart Quote of the Day

"Farts are like children.  Your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous."

August 26, 2007

Armpit Farts: Talent Show Winner Farts Way To The Top

Armpit farting has never been so amusing!  Watch this video of a guy named Louie, who is an entrant in a talent show, showcasing his fine tuned talent of the armpit fart.  The video is really shaky but worth the watch.  Gets even funnier at about 4:30min in where he farts to the TV tunes of James Bond Theme Song, The Munsters, The Dick Van Dyke Show and more.  Video title is "Louie Wins 2nd Talent Show".  He should have tried out for America's Got Talent!

August 25, 2007

Fart Videos: The Fartifacts Favorites Collection

Fart Favorites from The Fartifacts.com favorite funny farts video collection from YouTube.   You Tube has a great new feature that allows you to create a video player showcasing all of your favorite videos.  We owe YouTube a round of applause for this awesome new tool.  Now you can enjoy some our farting favs in one convenient sitting!  Videos will play non-stop one right after the other (we did say convenient!) We'll be continuously updating this collection so be sure and bookmark this post and come back often (and be sure and share it with a friend of 50!)

As of the date of this posting we have approximately 40 funny farting videos loaded (many many more to come!)  To see them all click on the arrows or hold your cursor over the bottom of the playing video to see screen shots of all the videos in the collection. 

If you click on "Menu" you can get the code to embed this fart videos player on your site or blog.

August 19, 2007

Fart Noises & Farting Sounds: The Fart Soundboard

Fart sounds and fart noises galore!  You wanted real farting noises and real big farting sounds... well you got 'em! Enjoy playing with The Ultimate Fart Soundboard.  Just click on the image and it will open a new window where you can click to hear all your favorite flatulences on this hilarious sound board.

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August 18, 2007

Fart T-Shirt: Varsity Farting Shirt

Fart T-Shirt - new from our favorite store, PrankPlace, is the Varsity Farting T Shirt.  This fun farting  shirt is the perfect back to school gift for any high school or college student... or anyone for that matter!  Who wouldn't dig one this fine fart shirts?  Fart Tee comes in all sizes up to 3XL.

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August 17, 2007

Famous Farts in History: Moon Landing

 

Famous Farts - Moon Landing

Posted Jun 26, 2007

A small step for man one giant contribution to global warming.

August 16, 2007

Fart Power: How To Turn a Fart Into Energy

A whole new meaning to Wind Power.  This fart video demonstrates how you can turn a fart into energy.

Our question is, is this fart fact or fart fiction?  There seems to be a bit of controversy on the web about this as we found at www.Scam.com:  Here are some comments taken from Scam about this methane marvel:

"Magic trick for sure. 

1) Any potential difference would rather move through the can lid rather than the motor

2) The glass in an insulator. Any effect from the flame on the glass would be delayed by several seconds if not minutes.

Sorry, but theres a battery in there somewhere."

"Only way I can think of it working is if the can lid were an insulator, the two screws are zinc and copper, and the gas in jar is somehow acting as an electrolyte facilitating the transfer of electrons from one screw to the other - same way a potato battery works (The fart isn't providing the energy, though, the screws are). I don't know whether or not methane could act as an electrolyte, I very, very, very much doubt it, so it is probably a trick."

What do you think... real or fake?  Post your comments!

 

August 12, 2007

Fart Facts: Is It Ok To Smell Your Own Farts?

Fart facts question of the day:

Q: Is it ok to smell your own farts? 
A:  Apparently not.  Your head might get stuck.

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August 11, 2007

How To Escape A Fart: The Art of Fart

When the Japanese aren't playing human Tetris or sending people flailing down speeding treadmills, they are solving the worlds most pressing problems like how to escape a fart.

We found this funny fart video originally on Break.com.  It's a little long but certainly covers the topic thoroughly.  Most people commenting on this video thought it would be funnier if the fart sounds were different each time. We agree but it's still funny nonetheless!  And.. now you should definitely know exactly what do to next time you need to clear the air!

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