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Happy Halloween from Fartifacts.com

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Fart Cartoon: Broken Wind

This funny little fart cartoon, "Broken Wind", is a short animation by Brian Lipko. Watch the drama unfold as these farting birds break wind. It's great little fart video cartoon.  Enjoy!

I Love To Fart Boxer Shorts

Fart lovers be proud and show off what you've got with these fine looking I Love To Fart boxer briefs.  You will certainly enjoy owning a pair of these funny underwear.  Buy a pair of these shorts for every day of the week.

Celebrity Farts: Farts of the Rich and Famous

Celebrity Farts is a UK site we just stumbled across.  Their tag is, "Botty Burps of the Rich and Famous".  They've got a great collection of famous farts in movies and tv.... it's mostly added fart sound effects to some favorite movies and television clips.  We give it a two farts up for amusing.  Just click the image below to visit or follow this link http://celebrityfarts.co.uk/

And, if you're up for more famous farting we have a recent post you may also find amusing: Famous Fart Quotes by the Stars where you can also find a link to see a video of celeb Leslie Nielson actually accidentally farting on camera during an interview.

Farting Dog Collar: Talking Collar for Dogs

Talking dog collar. Make your dog talk and fart on command. Dog farts and more great audio from this remote control RC talking dog collar. Hound Bytes collar for dog talks and makes farting sounds when you press the button. Just clip on your dog's coller and you'll stun your friends and neighbors with this zany fart prank.

Talking Dog Collar This Hound Bytes™ R/C Dog Collar makes your dog "talk!" Just clip the Hound Bytes™ speaker onto your dog's collar. Then, operate the remote and watch the reactions as your dog confronts the unsuspecting with one of 6 clever remarks and witty lines! Lightweight plastic; 3.25"W. Includes 3 "AAA" batteries.Sayings include:(Farting) Oh I'm so embarrassed, canned food always gives me gas.Hey, does this coat make me look fat?I'm a lover, not a biter.Of course my breath stinks, look what I've been licking.Baby you're so sweet, if I bit you I'd get a cavity.Gotta poop, gotta poop, Gotta poop right now! (Farting) Oh there it goes.

Monty Python Fart Quote: Video Clip from The Movie

So, if you're a Monty Python fan (and even if you're not) you've probably heard this famous fart quote, "I fart in your general direction".  Here's some real trivia for the die-hard Holy Grail fans.  What was the entire line from the movie?  Give up?  Gotta love it:

"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

Monty Python I Fart In Your General Direction Black T-Shirt "I Fart In Your General Direction"  The French Knight taunts King Arthur and his Knights of The Round Table in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"   A great shirt for fans of Monty Python's Flying Circus or the broadway musical SPAMalot!  Officially licensed.

For more great Fart T-Shirts and the Monty Python " I Fart In Your General Direction" Boxers see  our Fart Products section

Mrs. Farting Preacher

Farting Preacher meet your match: Mrs. Farting Preacher.  So maybe you've heard or seen the famous Robert Tilton farting videos.  If not be sure and check out our Farting Preacher clip. This Ms. promises to show up the famous farter.  Miss Farting Preacher really gets ripping about 2 minutes into this funny girl fart video.  Watch for the added graphics effects too!

Funny Headlines: Fart Picture of The Day

Funny headlines: This headline from the sports page is certainly worth a few laughs!  Even more funny is that it's by the Associated Press.  Glad to see that the even the AP can have a little fun every now and then.  (for the young ones that visit this blog please know that College Humor is very 'R' rated and you should not visit without your parents permission)

Farting Cat: More Fun With Cat Farts

Laughing farting cat - Yes... we know...so dumb... yet we can't not laugh every time we watch this kitty fart and giggle! Tell us this doesn't make you laugh.  If you want to see some more hilarious farting cat videos check this cat fart from Date Movie out after you watch this one: