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Fart Facts Question of the Day

Fart Facts Question of the Day:

Q:  Is it ok to smoke in a port-o-potty after you fart?
A:  Apparently Not.

Actually, this image comes from a post at Gizmodo titled: World's Fastest Toilet is Jet-Propelled, not Powered by Farts

This is, apparently, the world's fastest toilet. Powered by a Boeing Jet engine, the $10,000 vehicle's top speed is in excess of 70mph, and it farts flames from its tailpipe.

Check out the post and see actual video of this toilet in action.

Fart Power: How To Turn a Fart Into Energy

A whole new meaning to Wind Power.  This fart video demonstrates how you can turn a fart into energy.

Our question is, is this fart fact or fart fiction?  There seems to be a bit of controversy on the web about this as we found at www.Scam.com:  Here are some comments taken from Scam about this methane marvel:

"Magic trick for sure. 

1) Any potential difference would rather move through the can lid rather than the motor

2) The glass in an insulator. Any effect from the flame on the glass would be delayed by several seconds if not minutes.

Sorry, but theres a battery in there somewhere."

"Only way I can think of it working is if the can lid were an insulator, the two screws are zinc and copper, and the gas in jar is somehow acting as an electrolyte facilitating the transfer of electrons from one screw to the other - same way a potato battery works (The fart isn't providing the energy, though, the screws are). I don't know whether or not methane could act as an electrolyte, I very, very, very much doubt it, so it is probably a trick."

What do you think... real or fake?  Post your comments!

 

Fart Facts: Is It Ok To Smell Your Own Farts?

Fart facts question of the day:

Q: Is it ok to smell your own farts? 
A:  Apparently not.  Your head might get stuck.

Fart Facts: Is it ok to hold your farts in?

Fart facts question of the month:  Is it ok to hold your farts in?  Apparently not.

Maybe he is using this product:

(which you can find at GagWorks)

Fart Facts: What Do People Search For on the Web?

Ever curious about what exactly people are searching for on the web around farts? Well, wonder no more!

We're always on the look out for great fart humor and sometime it's just purely in the facts. Here is the top 20 list for the past month of actual searches, that people search for around the word "fart". Becuase we're a PG rated site we had to *bleep* out a couple of words. You'll just have to leave it up to your imagination on those.  And, these are numbers pulled from only Yahoo's network of sites so you can believe these numbers would be much higher if we included Google as well.  And... this list only includes the term for "fart" and not "farts" or "farting"... that's a whole 'nother interesting list!! Here's this month's fart facts:

1. fart 22463
2. old fart  6858
3. fart sound  4326
4. girl fart 3958
5. fart machine 3902
6. dog fart 2522
7. ***** fart 1745
8. fart noise 1397
9. fart video 1326
10. fart fetish1143
11. fart joke 1103
12. fart face 1092
13. *** fart 955
14. fart soundboard 892
15. fart *** 607
16. fart brazil 599
17. dating fart jenny mccarthy quote 507
18. listen to fart sound 505
19. fart spray 500
20. girl fart video 471

Diamonds are Crystallized Farts - Did you know?

Read this weird fart news in its entirety at:  A 'Crystallized Fart' Lasts Forever

London, England (WFN) -- A diamond researcher has some convincing reasons why diamonds aren't a girl's best friend.

"Janine Roberts' new book "Glitter & Greed: The Secret World of the Diamond Cartel" (The Disinformation Company) exposes the unromantic side of diamonds due to the "cartel" that keeps prices high and the human rights violations of diamond diggers."

"- Roberts has seen scientists "grow diamonds" using methane and oxygen which she says means diamonds are nothing more than "crystallized farts."

Fish Fart: Do Herring Fart To Communicate?

Fish Fart: Do Herring Fart To Communicate?  Originally posted on the National Geographic website:

- "For humans, it's known to clear a room. But for some types of herring, flatulence might be a way to "talk" undetected by predators. Watch and listen as this unusual form of communication is caught on film." 

 

Watch These Farting Fish Now

 

Fart Help: Ecaping and Preventing Farts

Fart help?  Need some info and instruction on how to escape from and prevent farts and farting?  Then we've got just the facts you're looking for.  With this information reprinted from Fart Noises.info you'll be armed with an arsenal of fart protection and helpful fart information to help yourself and help save yourself from other people's farts:

• Try walking away from the fart briskly. If it’s one of your own you’ll find that it may just follow you like a dog. Try running in circles for a few moments. After a while the fart will give up the goat and disappear into oblivion.


• If someone lets off in your proximity in an enclosed space, never be afraid to bail out. Let them know that you are not impressed before running out the room and slamming the door behind you.


• If you travel via public transport make sure you analyze the available seats wisely. You can usually tell a farter from a distance. They’ll have a screwed up face and huge warts all over their nose, particularly if they’ve been farting for over 5 years. Remember prevention is better than the cure.


• It might prove to be impossible to ever escape from a fart. In situations like this it might be best to take your own life instead of dying a slow, painful, smelly death. As a last resort, try breathing in the fart as much as possible. If it’s an evil humdinger you will begin to lose consciousness within a few minutes. The pain will all be over soon.


• If someone in your house has jolly bad wind it might be worth investing in a smellproof concrete bunker where the rest of your family can escape to in the case of an emergency.


• Know the traits of the farter. Every windperson will give off a signal before they are about to release one. In my case grin uncontrollably. If you detect the warning signal start running, very very fast. Your lungs will thank you in the long run.


• Become a recluse - live in your cellar like J.D. Salinger and you won’t come into contact with anyone elses wind. It’s a bit drastic, but then again so are a lot of farts out there.


• I’ve mentioned it before, but a gas mask is a necessary evil in these days of the wind. Carry it with you at all times. You never know when someone will drop one.


• To prevent yourself from burning holes in other peoples lungs, formulate a codeword which you’ll use exactly 1 minute before you are about to fart. That way you’ll give everyone enough time to evaculate the premises.


• Demand that your employer formulates a fart drill - so that in the event of an extremely foul one - all of your colleagues know how to escape in an orderly manner. Fart induced stress is a leading cause of death in the workplace. Don’t let your fellow workers become statistics.

Fart Facts Video: The Fart Molecule

Fart facts fart video:  A public service announcement on the fart molecule illustrating why farts smell.  This announcement is designed to educate and promote the banishment of farting in public.

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Fart Facts Fart Video: What Produces the Worst Farts?

Fart Facts Fart Video: This is a funny fart video clip from Australia where they prove what food causes the worst farts.  Whatchya think... is it:  Meat, Dairy Products, Broccoli, Eggs or Baked Beans?  We did a post a while back from a Mythbusters episode that did a similar fart test that you can read about here.  And, if you're just dying to have one of those charcoal fart filter pads that they feature in this video you can find  more info about them here.

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