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June 13, 2007

Farting Bohemian Rhapsody

Man farts Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen making fart sounds with his hands. Gotta love the hand farts! Found this one on Digg today and we have to second one of the comments from someone who says, "Oh, internet.  Will your endless wonders ever cease?"

And.. interestingly there was a comment by they guy in the video in response to someone's comment that it was fake:

"i am the manualist on this video. i have been playing songs on my hands for 37 years. for those of you who think it's fake you are wrong! the reason you have never seen it before now is that nobody would ever give me a chance to show it to the world. i was supposed to be on letterman in 1991 and leno in 2005. both screwed me for no reason. since youtube came out i can show the world what i can i can do. i can play what i want and people are requesting songs. check out the rest of my stuff. you will be amazed. i also have a tutorial on youtube for those who want to know how and why i do this. it is acepella so you won't think it's fake after that!"

To check out more of this guy's incredible hand farts song renditions visit here at YouTube: Manualist

June 02, 2007

Fart Songs: Music For Fart Lovers

Fart songs galore!  Songs For Fart Lovers by Da Yoppers:  If the farter in you can't just toatally appreciate this fartastic CD well then you're no true farting fiend.   You just HAVE to listen to the sample tracks linked below.  They are absolutely hysterical!!  You can pick up a few of these CD's (new and used) at Amazon (or just click on the image below).

Fartsongs

"Da Yoopers make musical history! No one in the history of music has ever written a complete album of “all original” songs about farting …songs that speak of the true essence of farts and asks these   age old questions: Where do farts come from? Why don’t you ever hear your   Mother fart? If you fart in church will you go to hell? How would it feel to   be a toilet? Is there life after defecation for a turd? To answer these questions,   and because of their unrelenting love of farts, Hoolie and Bella from Da Yoopers   were inspired to write their 10th album, Songs   for Fart Lovers, and Da Yoopers assure you that this   one is “a deep meaningful masterpiece of musical history.”"

    1. No One Here To Fart On
    2. Da Chubby Club
    3. She Loves To Fart
    4. Grandpa Farted & Da Dog Died
    5. You’re My Favorite Turd
    6. Pucker And Smell
    7. Squishy Underwear
    8. Carl Needs A New Rod (SKETCH)
    9. If She Farts On Da First Date
    10. I’m A Lonely Toilet
    11. I’m A Turd
    12. Da Life Of A Fart (SKETCH)
    13. A Fart Can Be A Friend
    14. If I Could Fart Like My Dad
    15. I Never Hear My Mom Fart
    16. Duel At Del Santo’s (SKETCH)
    17. Diarrhea
    18. Someone Ripped One On Da Dance Floor
    19. Santa’s Helper (SKETCH)

December 23, 2006

Flatulina's Fabulous Holiday Spectaular

FlatulinaFlatulina: Flatulina's Fabulous Hoilday Spectacular:  We think she should call it Fartacular!!  Listen to your all of favorite Christmas songs fart style by Flatulina.  You can hear a samplin' at her web site at www.Flatulina.com or dowload tracks or the entire CD for immediate enjoyment at Rhapsody.

BTW.. we're glad to be back after an incredible vacation to the Bahamas.  We'll be resuming our regular daily posts after Christmas.  From all of us at Fartifacts and the Farts R Fun headquarters we wish you a very Merry Christmas!!

December 06, 2006

Farting Elves: 12 Days of Christmas

Farting Elves: 12 Days of Christmas - Brought to you from our jokebox at JibJab this is this funny fart flash video of Santa's Elves farting the song "The 12 Days of Christmas".  Just follow this link or click on the image below:  Elves Fart The Christmas Song

   

Fartingelves

November 26, 2006

Fart Sounds: Fart Soundboard

Fart Sounds Fart Soundboard at Soundboard.com brought to you by FartsRFun and Fartifacts.  We've put together the Fart Machine full of all of our favorite fart sounds, fart noises, fart music and more.  This will be a continually growing list so be sure and bookmark it.   Hear such favorite sounds and fart tunes such as as Pamela Anderson farts, Fat Bastard, Blazing Saddles and National Baked Bean Month.  Just follow this link or click on the image of our Fart Machine - Fart Soundboard below:  http://www.soundboard.com/sb/fartifacts.aspx

Fartsounds

October 23, 2006

Fart Song: Einfart by Fartmachines

Fartmachines22 Fart Song - Einfart by Fartmachines is totally groovin'!  We love this song so much that we made it our background music on our Fartifacts My Space page.  We are offically deeming it our theme song for Fartifacts and Farts R Fun! The song is mostly in English and then they bust on in some totally groovy German.  If this song doesn't get your head boppin' or your toes tappin' we're not sure what will.

Fartmachines are a group out of Germany.  You can visit their site at www.Fartmachines.de  or run over to the Fart Machines MySpace page and give them a shout out.  If you're totally diggin' the Fartmachines they've got a funny music video at You Tube.

To hear our most favorite fart song of all time: 
Click Here to Listen Now
(or visit either MySpace link above if the listen now link is not working properly).