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Flatulina's Fabulous Holiday Spectaular

Flatulina: Flatulina's Fabulous Hoilday Spectacular:  We think she should call it Fartacular!!  Listen to your all of favorite Christmas songs fart style by Flatulina.  You can hear a samplin' at her web site at www.Flatulina.com or dowload tracks or the entire CD for immediate enjoyment at Rhapsody.

BTW.. we're glad to be back after an incredible vacation to the Bahamas.  We'll be resuming our regular daily posts after Christmas.  From all of us at Fartifacts and the Farts R Fun headquarters we wish you a very Merry Christmas!!

Farting Flies Burp & Fart Jingle Bells

Farting Flies Burp & Fart Jingle Bells:  This funny animated fart video animation is of flies farting and burping the Christmas tune Jingle Bells.

Fart Gifts for Christmas or Anytime

Fart Christmas Gift Ideas from Farts R Fun and Fartifacts.com: In case you've recently stumbled across this blog or haven't had a chance to visit our "Fart Products" category we have highlighted or most favorite fart gifts including fart t-shirts, fart gag gifts and all kinds of other interesting fart toys.  You're sure to find something for everyone on your Christmas list.  If fart gifts aren't your bag but you enjoy other funny gifts, gag gifts or pranks we'd like to personally recommend some of our favorite places to shop:

FartsRFun Fart Gifts
Prank Place
The Lighter Side
Things You Never Knew Existed
Baron Bob
WickedCoolStuff.com
The Gag

Farting Elves: 12 Days of Christmas

Farting Elves: 12 Days of Christmas - Brought to you from our jokebox at JibJab this is this funny fart flash video of Santa's Elves farting the song "The 12 Days of Christmas".  Just follow this link or click on the image below:  Elves Fart The Christmas Song

   

Farts R Fun says, "Happy Halloween!"

Happy Halloween from Fartifacts.com!  To hear this riddle click on the picture:

Send some funny fart halloween e-cards to your friends today

Pillsbury Doughboy Costume With a Fart Twist

Pillsbury Doughboy Costume: We have been receiving a ton of searches for Pilsbury dough boy costume so we thought we'd help those folks searching for the costume find it a little easier.   And, of course being that we're a fart site we had a great accessory idea to add to your Pilsbury Doughboy Costume that would make it an absolute riot. 

Purchase the Remote Control Fart Machine along with your Doughboy Halloween costume and whenever someone pokes your tummy to get you to giggle (and you know they will!) let your remote controlled fart machine rip off with a big juicy fart.  Now that's classic!!

This Pillsbury Doughboy Costume for Haloween brought to you by HalfPrice Costumes.  See our Holiday Farts category for more great Fart Costume ideas.

PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY AIRWEAR

PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY AIRWEAR Adult Airwear Costume includes: Nylon Doughboy suit and headpiece with battery operated inflating fan. One size fits most adults. The Pillsbury Company All Rights Reserved

Remote Control Fart Machine #2 Here it is!!!  The new and improved Fart Machine.  As seen and used on the Howard Stern Show, this remote controlled Fart Machine works up to 100 feet away & through walls.  15 realistic fart sounds. This new fart machine features new boom box technology for some booming farts. Put the Fart machine in one place and hide, Press the button for a million laughs. Great for use in schools, movie theaters, lunch room, Grandma's house or where ever people are. This fart machine is the funniest gag item since the whoopie cushion. Uses 4 AAA batteries.

If you're looking for some more farting Pillsbury Doughboy fun, check out our other posts:
Fart Video: Farting Pillsbury Doughboy
Fart Sounds: Farting Pillsbury Doughboy Game

Count Fartula: Pull My Finger Farting Dracula

Fart gifts for Halloween.  Ok... just one more fart related Halloween item to share with you.  Who wouldn't just have a great time with this little fella?  He's sure to be the hit of any party with all of his zany farting humor!  This farting dracula has plenty of great funny fart sounds and fart antics.

Count Fartula™ Pull My Finger® Toy Grab his finger and pull!  You'll laugh yourself silly as Count Fartula™farts and shakes.  This plush doll finishes his "command performance" with one of four hilarious sayings.  A great gag gift for your favorite "old fart".Perfect for Halloween decoration.  Uses 2 AA batteries (not included). Count Fartula™ Says:; -"Smell My Fear!" -"That WillLive Forever Too!" -"Open the Coffin - Let Me Out!" -"Garlic Gets Me Every Time!";Comp. Price $19.95 - Save 65%!;

Fart Costume: Pull My Finger Can of Beans

Today's final featured Halloween fart costume is: Pull My Finger AKA Paul MaFinger Can of Beans adult costume.  Sure to bring you a rip roarin' good time!  To make this costume even more of a scream you should also purchase the Remote Control Fart Machine so when someone pulls your finger you can really let 'er rip.  Brought to you by BuyCostumes.com

Paul MaFinger's Dutch Oven Can of Beans  Adult What a gas!

 

Remote Control Fart Machine #2 Here it is!!!  The new and improved Fart Machine.  As seen and used on the Howard Stern Show, this remote controlled Fart Machine works up to 100 feet away & through walls.  15 realistic fart sounds. This new fart machine features new boom box technology for some booming farts. Put the Fart machine in one place and hide, Press the button for a million laughs. Great for use in schools, movie theaters, lunch room, Grandma's house or where ever people are. This fart machine is the funniest gag item since the whoopie cushion. Uses 4 AAA batteries.

If you missed our other recent highlighted fart costumes click these links:

Whoopee Cushion and Fart-O-Meter

TRIVIA: 

Here's some pop culture references to "Pull My Finger" (reprinted from Wikipedia.org)

• In the 1999 comedy film Mystery Men, flatulence is the superpower of the character "The Spleen". He triggers this power by asking another person to "pull my finger".
• In 2006, Dairy Queen advertised a burger whose slogan was "it will make a man out of you." The commercial featured a woman who, after eating just one bite of the burger, promptly shifts to a sitting position like the man seated beside her, then dares him, "Pull my finger."
• The 2006 movie 'Children of Men' has the character Jasper repeat this joke several times, even while being shot to death!
• The father of JD, the main character in the medical comedy series 'Scrubs', uses the line, after which he says, "I think I pooped a little."

 

Fart Costume: Fart-O-Meter

Todays featured fart halloween costume is:  Fart-O-Meter.  Now here's another funny fart costume that is sure to reel in the laughs. This fart meter costume is entirely way too funny and we're sure the rest of your party-goers will agree.  Brought to you buy PrankPlace.  This is the best price on the internet for the Fart-O-Meter Costume that we've found:

If missed yesterday's highlighted fart costume "The Whoopee Cushion" you can see it here.