Farts R Fun!

Support Farting Car Magnet

We know how proud you are!  Now you too can show off your fart pride with this Support Farting ribbon car magnet.  Of course you you'll want to pick up more than one of these!

Support Farting Car Ribbon Magnet Support Farting Car Ribbon Magnet. A humorus twist on an old favorite. Support and express how you feel with these new novelty car ribbon magnets from Bewild. Place on vehicles or display them at home or in the office. Show a different kind of pride. This novelty magnet says "Support Farting"

I Love To Fart Boxer Shorts

Fart lovers be proud and show off what you've got with these fine looking I Love To Fart boxer briefs.  You will certainly enjoy owning a pair of these funny underwear.  Buy a pair of these shorts for every day of the week.

Farting Dog Collar: Talking Collar for Dogs

Talking dog collar. Make your dog talk and fart on command. Dog farts and more great audio from this remote control RC talking dog collar. Hound Bytes collar for dog talks and makes farting sounds when you press the button. Just clip on your dog's coller and you'll stun your friends and neighbors with this zany fart prank.

Talking Dog Collar This Hound Bytes™ R/C Dog Collar makes your dog "talk!" Just clip the Hound Bytes™ speaker onto your dog's collar. Then, operate the remote and watch the reactions as your dog confronts the unsuspecting with one of 6 clever remarks and witty lines! Lightweight plastic; 3.25"W. Includes 3 "AAA" batteries.Sayings include:(Farting) Oh I'm so embarrassed, canned food always gives me gas.Hey, does this coat make me look fat?I'm a lover, not a biter.Of course my breath stinks, look what I've been licking.Baby you're so sweet, if I bit you I'd get a cavity.Gotta poop, gotta poop, Gotta poop right now! (Farting) Oh there it goes.

Monty Python Fart Quote: Video Clip from The Movie

So, if you're a Monty Python fan (and even if you're not) you've probably heard this famous fart quote, "I fart in your general direction".  Here's some real trivia for the die-hard Holy Grail fans.  What was the entire line from the movie?  Give up?  Gotta love it:

"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

Monty Python I Fart In Your General Direction Black T-Shirt "I Fart In Your General Direction"  The French Knight taunts King Arthur and his Knights of The Round Table in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"   A great shirt for fans of Monty Python's Flying Circus or the broadway musical SPAMalot!  Officially licensed.

For more great Fart T-Shirts and the Monty Python " I Fart In Your General Direction" Boxers see  our Fart Products section

Farting Clock: Wall Clock Farts Every Hour

Fart clock from PrankPlace is an absolute scream.  Farting wall clock farts on the hour to the tune of a different fart.

From the Prank Place web site: "Farts every hour on the hour! Every hour the Fart Clock lets out one of many different farts from one of a dozen shame-faced characters. Our entertaining 12" timepiece will look great (and sound even better!) in your den, garage or workshop. Includes light sensor to turn off the sound when the room darkens."

Fart Button: Fart Alert Button

Fart Alert Fart Button brought to you by PrankPlace (our most favorite place for fart gifts galore!)

Fart Alert Button Whenever someone lets a ripe one rip, just press this big red button and humiliate them. It's great for your cubicle or home office. Keep it handy because you never know when someonewill pass by...and pass gas!

Phrases Include:

• FART! Oops..that one burned..whoo!
• 5-4-3-2 - FART! - Oops!
  
• FART! Ooops..that one kinda slipped out!

Price is only $9.89 and can be purchased at PrankPlace.  Click on the Fart Button above or follow any highlighted link to get yours now!

Fart T-Shirt: Varsity Farting Shirt

Fart T-Shirt - new from our favorite store, PrankPlace, is the Varsity Farting T Shirt.  This fun farting  shirt is the perfect back to school gift for any high school or college student... or anyone for that matter!  Who wouldn't dig one this fine fart shirts?  Fart Tee comes in all sizes up to 3XL.

            

Dog Fart: Farting Dog Gas Problems?

Dog farting?  Dog got bad gas?  Here's your cure: Dinovite

"So your dog has the ability to clear a room, peel paint and make a pig blush. Why does he have such bad gas? Well, in a nutshell he probably is not digesting his food thoroughly. And these partially digested items are resulting in the bad gas problem." [Excerpt from the Dinovite site]

And... if that doesn't do the trick we suggest you try the Dog Fart Thong.

Seriously speaking though, if you do have a gassy canine and would like more flatulence educational information on pooch farts you can find some good info here:  http://dogs.about.com/cs/generalcare/a/flatulence.htm

And... if you just feel that you need to see and hear a dog passing gas check out the farting dog scene from this Three Stooges Clip (it's hilarious... about 2min and 30sec into the video)

Fart Relief: Free sample of Gas-X Thin Strips & Coupon

Get a free sample of Gas-X thin strips:  http://gas-x.mfdev-nov.com/gasx/gasx/trial.jsp. 

I hope the directions explain that this is something that you take orally and not place the strip "in the area". Could you imagine?!  Hmmmm... maybe we're onto a new product idea all together like the dog fart thong.

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Record Your Own Farts With Fart Recording Keychain

Finally, you can hear your own farts over and over! 

Are your farts just too unbelievable to be heard just the once? Then you need the Fart Recorder key chain!

This fantastic Fart Recorder is truly hilarious. We all know that farts are one of life's funniest little 'happenings' and let's be honest we all enjoy them.

So what's better than dropping your guts into the pocket sized Fart Recording key chain and playing them back for your own or other peoples amusement! It also makes a great gag gift idea. Be sure to pre-record your own fart to add that personal touch!

Hurry and order Fartaphone today so you don't miss that next most unbelievable fart!